I AM NO LONGER HERE

I HAVE A NEW SITE NOW. IT'S STILL THE SAME, IT JUST LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. GO HERE.

FEW THINGS LEFT!

 All proceeds are going to HELP SIVA.
Email me if you want multiple items so you don't pay double postage! tammycroucher@gmail.com

GOLD BLING BLING CHAIN IN THE STYLEZZZ OF MOI
I actually have 10 of these. I found them at a sample sale and bought myself one and then thought..hmmm, others would like this. So I am selling them for $5AU each. I wore mine last night actually and EVERYONE (OK like 2 girls in the toilets) were all like 'Where did you get that from!?' So if you like, you buy yes?

How many do you want huh?

RETRO TSHIRT
I got this from a vintage store in NYC called 'Ghetto Vintage' ummmmmm, pretty sure you might get beaten up in the ghetto if you wore this. Anyway, the neck is too high on me so I have only worn it a handful of times. I LOVE the print though. Don't you? Of course you do. It's a medium and it's a fiver.

REEBOK FREESTYLES UK 5 
Worn once! Worth $150 but yours for $50. God. You could buy them and sell them on ebay for more! Crazy Kids.

SKINNY GOLD CHAIN
And then after you've bought the Reeboks and the tshirt, buy this long gold chain. It's so dope. I already have one. I wear it on the daily. Buy this one and we can consider it 'friendship necklaces' aaaahhhhhh :) love you. My friendship is for sale for 5 dolla.

YELLOW 80'S BLOUSE
This blouse is yellow.  Do you like yellow? Well then you'll like this blouse. I used to love it but now I'm not so sure. Actually, it does look kinda good with my black and white aztec leggings. Hmm....maybe I won't sell it. Well, if it's not sold by the end of the week I'm gonna remove it. 5 bucks. Or not. Whatever.

TOPSHOP MILITARY STYLE JACKET
It's a UK 12 and I am kidding myself if I think I am going to wear it again. God my tits are huge. Like seriously. Anyway, its your for 5 bucks. It has stripey lining and it's great.

YET MORE GOLD BLING
I have so much of this shit hey. O.OWL is all about the $5 bling.

ZOO YORK HOODIE
I'll miss this jumper. It comes in handy for 'Sofa Sundays'.  It's a large and it's comfy as Hell and its a FIVER.

URBAN OUTFITTERS TEE
This is an awesome fit with a wicked neckline. Makes your tits look amazing. 5 BUCKS.

CLAW MONEY TEE
Who says ladies streetwear is dead? NOT ME! That's why I'm selling this tee for $5.

PUSSY TEE
It's a tee in a size 14 with a cat on it. It's baggy and loose and looks great with ...you guessed it...leggings. How cute is the kitten? SO CUTE.  5 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

COMME DES GARCON (ESQUE) WALLET
I fucked up and bought a fakey on eBay for like $50. Yeah I know. Who wants it for a fiver? It's a good copy I might add.

OWL STICKERS
I have a few left although the green and pink are nearly sold out! Choose Owly's love heart in either red, pink, blue, yellow, green or pink. $3 and FREE POSTAGE.

COLOURS

RED PINK BLUE YELLOW GREEN

Well this is what I have so far guys. Go hard wit yo debit card. Just pop me an email once you have and hit me with your delivery details. I will express post and wrap it nicely and as I said, pop a little something extra in to say thank you for supporting my cause. I love London and I want to help from the other side of the world as much as I can.  I will be adding new items every couple of days SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! Again, I will ship internationally and I will offer a good price on multiple items. Just hit me up and we can negotiate! No returns I'm afraid, this ain't KMART.

Ma girl Kreayshawn is on the front of i-D!

I knew this day would come and I am so happy for this bitch x

I'm still around.

Hello my lovely readers...
I know I haven't posted in a while...well, a while for me anyway.  Truth is, I can't be arsed ha ha! There's honesty for ya. But as well as my literary lethargy, I am also working together with a lovely Israeli whom I affectionately refer to as 'The Jew' and am only a little way away from unleashing a brand new site. I have bullied and persuaded to leave the user friendly world of Blogspot and make my way with the others over at Wordpress.  Fuck. What's next? An Apple Mac?!

So please don't stray and keep with me my babies. This girl ain't over yet and I promise instalment Part 100 of Take my advice is on the burner. I know right?! ONE HUNDRED!  And LOOOORRDDDD knows that in my 30 years of fucking up I have a corker ready for ya.

Much love and tell your friends about O.W.L yeah?  Shits about to get real.

Kisses x

CHECK IT!

Settle Down LDN!!!!!

B U T C H D I \/ /\

WHO LOVES THEM SOME FIERCE GARMS??!

EXCLUSIVE to Obnoxious Owl, BUTCHDIVA is offering a further 10% discount if you type in the code word OBNOXIOUSOWL at the checkout.

There is so much to choose from but these are my recommendations...

KISSED ON ME ONSIE

PASTEL TRIBAL JUMPSUIT

LIME HOUNDSTOOTH PIN UP

THE CAUTION LEGGING

None of dis is for the faint hearted but it is for the faint cashed up because it's already on sale and name dropping me will get you somewhere with the further 10%. Please don't name drop me anywhere else though 'cause I ain't gonna be held responsible as to where that gets you.

This is just a teaser of whats to come from the O.W.L and BUTCHDIVA yo!  Look the fuck out.

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/\CCL/\IM ISSUE 24

It's the issue built around FANTASY this time with Acclaim.  I think the word 'fantasy' strikes a different chord amongst people when they hear it. For some they get excited at the thought of Harry Potter and are instantly whisked away to small boys and their wands. For others it's being lost in a comic book or video game. Others (not me) think 'fantasy' which brings to mind being accidentally on purpose locked up in a max security prison amongst sex starved hard nuts with shaved heads. Ehrm.

ANYWAY

Above is the general release cover with rapper Lil B but even more snazzy is this limited edition number that GLOWS IN THE DARK!

Swedish artist Kilian Eng whipped up this little beauty and he can be found in the pages as well.  This short run cover is available on subscription and in Australian Mag Nation stores only.  Get lost in these pages baby, and not just because I'm telling you to, but because you have taste.

My babygirl Tiffany from BUTCHDIVA!

LOOK OUT 'CAUSE YOU CAN COP YOUR OWN BUTCHDIVA GARMS FROM OBNOXIOUS OWL PREEEETTTTTYYYYY SOON! 

THIRTY YEARS OLD

My friends and people that are close to me are so over me reminding them that I am about to hit a whole new number in front of my other number. AND I DON'T CARE. It's easy to roll your twenty something eyes you bastards! I have to learn to start writing a '3' now! Contrary to popular belief, turning 30 does not make one anxious because one feels like they are getting old...NO IT DOES NOT. The real reason is because it makes you reflect.  I don't know about the fellas but I know for girls, we start planning our lives from high school. How fucking old does 25 sound when you're 18 hey? It's like pensioner steeze or something. Well I've got news for you my little teenage poppets, you may think you know but you have no. fucking. idea.

I THOUGHT: That I would be married.

REALITY: I was once engaged and since then have had a smattering of near sparks but no real fires.  With age comes wisdom and unfortunately cynicism.  This might be something to work on in my new decade.

I THOUGHT: I would have 2 kids.

REALITY: The thought of pushing anything out of my vagina (which doesn't look a day over 21 if you must know) fills me with dread. NOT YET! STILL SO MUCH TO DO! I do like kids though, but maybe I'd make a better Aunt?

I THOUGHT: I would own a house in the suburbs. 

REALITY: I live in the city and I have no desire to leave it. In fact, driving through the suburbs makes me feel anxious and depressed. I have also relocated country and state 6 times and I am yet to decide where I intend to lay my hat and invest in bricks and mortar. I am not anti mortgage though, just anti living life by the 'paint by number' method. If that makes sense.

I THOUGHT: There was a God and that we are all going to go to Heaven.

REALITY: I still do.

I THOUGHT: That one day I would be thinner, fitter and have shinier teeth.

REALITY: I am none of those things, but I am a lot happier in my own skin. Not 'thrilled' by any means, but the cold harsh reality hit me a few years ago that these are the cards I've been dealt and I best work it.

I THOUGHT: I hated avocado.
REALITY: Turns out I love it. I wonder if I'll change my mind about olives when I'm 40?

I THOUGHT: I would have a heap of ca$h.
REALITY: Instead I have a heap of air max.

I THOUGHT: That I knew everything.
REALITY: I didn't and I still don't...and isn't that exciting?

I THOUGHT: That I couldn't wait for maturity.
REALITY: Turns out, I am on an endless mission to fight it.


G'bye twennnies! As Jay would say, I'm on to the next one!