Today he turns 93 and she turns 36. Hip hip hooray!

RIP

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Well not really as it was last weekend but did I tell you I finally met M.I.A?  Those who follow this here blog on the reg will know that I have her on a bit of a pedestal. Well, I bumped into her at a party last Sunday night and I said hi. Nothing major to report...I gave her an Obnoxious Owl sticker (yes I know, lame) but hey! she put it in her pocket so she might read it! And we had a tiny little dance off/grind on each other on the d floor later to Hypnotize by Biggie.  Yeah, we're like *this* now hahaha. I kinda wish I hadn't met her...kinda. I mean...now what?  Anyway, I was so starstruck I didn't even ask for a photo...F to the A to the I to the L.  Maybe next time hey Maya?  Oh yeah, her performance at Big Day Out.... :/ - we'll save that for another post shall we?

Only M.I.A can make a burqa look edgy

My girl wore one for the Spike TV Scream awards the other night.  She didn't say anything and didn't give any interviews.  Then she performed wearing this ...

M.I.A in all her controversy loving attire will never make a commercial best dressed list and that is why she is not beige.  Which is why I love her.

Read the full article at Daily Mail

Boy Meets Perth

Do any of you born in the eighties remember 'Boy Meets World'? About Cory Matthews? His teacher lived next door? He had a hot girlfriend named Topanga? She got really fat when they went to college? More importantly, his hot friend Shawn Hunter who used to come over all the time? (the one in the yellow shirt above) hmm, OK it hasn't aged well, but he was smokin when I was 15 years old. I think he was homeless some shit, or at least lived in a trailer... ANYWAY, last night I went to a bar after an art exhibition with some mates and I totally saw the hot friend! I was like...um...I'm pretty sure that's the 'Boy Meets World' dude. There were many non believers in my alleged group of 'friends'. Even after one of us went up to him with his photo on an iPhone and asked him and he confirmed that it was in fact, himself, I was being laughed at. I swore it was him hey...OK he is no longer 16 and he has a bit of a forehead situation but here's a little taster of what we're dealing with these days...

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Deposit for the Wank Bank: Anthony Kiedis

I know this is like circa 2000 but I pretty much fell in love with him then. There was just something about that white blonde hair and tanned Cali skin. I actually have no idea what he looks like now...and quite frankly, don't want to know - because this was my flavour fave. I kinda stopped listening to the Chili's, for no other reason other than it has just fallen in my back catalogue, and you really have to be in the mood. But for Sir Anthony...I'd always be in the mood. Espesh if he rocks up round my gaff looking like this.

I heart you Anthony Kiedis circa 1999 - 2002 x

Naboo Was Here

*sigh* So I love a good celeb like the next person. Plus I love it if they had to say, just drop in at say YOUR HOUSE! Basically, my mates live in a house share, affectionately named '574', for no other reason that it's house number is just that. It's the place where we threw the Owl party, remember? The one with the mini ramp outback?

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Take my advice...I don't use it anyway. Part quarante-trois

IF A GUY ASKS FOR YOUR NUMBER, CHECK HIS WALLPAPER WHEN HE GETS OUT HIS PHONE - If it's a pic of him and a girl - it probs ain't his sister. If he has a picture of Agyness Deyn because he likes her 'edginess' and not because he thinks she's hot...well, really? Wanky alarm bells are a-ringin.

KICK UNGRATEFUL BOYFRIENDS TO THE CURB PLEASE - Like if he throws a little tantrum 'cause you didn't buy him exactly what he wanted for his birthday, tell old mate to kindly and quietly go fuck himself. Furthermore...spoilt brats ain't sexy...no matter what MTV may tell you.

TAKE VITAMIN B SUPPLEMENTS! - For serious homies. Alcohol depletes your Vitamin B levels and let's be honest...we ain't eating mounds of food with this clever little vitamin in it now are we? 'B' is for banging - 'cause that's how you feel when you have enough of it. Get on to it.

DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE - It's not big. And it's not clever.

I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAY'S, HE PROBS LIKES HIS ASS LICKED - I'm not tryna be all shocking and provocative here - I speaketh the truth. How can they not like that orifice serviced? It's where their little sexy bean lives. I mean...it may not be everyone's cup-o-tea but hey - we're only human.

WEARING OBVIOUS COUTURE LABELS ARE ONLY COOL IF THEY'RE IRONIC - People who actually need this tip won't really understand what I mean, so this is mabes a piece of pointless advice.

Tell him if he likes it in the ass it does not mean he is gay x