Showing posts with label bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitches. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway Part soixante-seize



TAKE NOTE OF THE GOOD PEOPLE YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE - Learn from them. Be inspired by them. Don't resent them...they are in your life for a reason.  People who make you want to be a better person are precious.

ARE YOU 'THAT' GIRL WHO HANGS OFF OTHER GIRLS BOYFRIENDS? MAKES A MOVE ON THE DUDE YOUR FRIEND IS CRUSHING ON? FLIRTS WITH YOUR FRIENDS DATES?  THINKS IT'S OK TO SLEEP WITH FRIENDS EX BOYFRIENDS? - Yeah. We know all about you. It's like when you see a pair of shoes in the store...you don't even look twice at them, then you see them on your friend and you realize that they are actually quite amazing, and you want them as well. Thing is though, you'd go buy your own pair innit? You wouldn't just take them off her feet!  Don't be a silly mare.

EYE CREAM IS YOUR FRIEND - I wish I hopped on that train when I was like 17 hey

BE WISER THAN YOU LOOK - For instance. If Jane tells you something that Kim said about you, you may want to consider the fact that Kim felt comfortable enough to voice her opinion to Jane in the first place, thus meaning that old mate Jane might be running her mouth about you too.  Hell is empty, and all the Devils are on earth my dears.

IF YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD, THEN YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR KNICKERS - What in the name of Lucifer is wrong with you?

THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF MEN: MEN WHO LOVE SEX AND MEN WHO LOVE WOMAN - The latter are way better in bed. And you can always tell.

x