SHAVE UNDER YOUR ARMS PLEASE - If I have to tell you why, then kindly stop reading this blog. I don't know you.
ALL GUYS THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU WHEN THEY FIRST MEET YOU - The thought crosses their mind for defs. First they think 'Would I?' and then if the answer is yes they think, 'Could I?'. Trust me on this. Don't make your ass an entree, it deserves to be the main course. Comprende?
ALL GUYS THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU WHEN THEY FIRST MEET YOU - The thought crosses their mind for defs. First they think 'Would I?' and then if the answer is yes they think, 'Could I?'. Trust me on this. Don't make your ass an entree, it deserves to be the main course. Comprende?
CLEAN YOUR CAR YOU DIRTY GIRL - Nobody wants to get in your ride if they have to sit amongst McDonald's wrappers and clothes that need a spin in the washing machine. Sure, sit there and say, 'Don't get in my car then' - but then you have to ride around in your muck all the time. I'm thinking of YOU here girl.
DO NOT COPY ANOTHER PERSONS TATTOO - It's kinda like getting plastic surgery to make yourself look like someone else. Well OK, maybe that's a bit of an extreme comparison but it's still stealing someones identity. Just don't.
HAVING SEX IN THE DOGGY POSITION WILL 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 GIVE YOU CYSTITIS - Go pee straight afterwards to flush out any bacteria he has pumped into you.
What?! Your mum ain't gonna tell you that now is she?
God speed x
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