Corinne Day 1965 - 2010

I have had this image of Kate Moss on my pinboard for as long as I can remember...I tore it out of some old magazine from some old place. Corinne's photographs speak for themselves, I don't need to say anymore.

London has lost a great Corinne x

Oh Johnny...

Soz but I could not go another minute without posting this picture. Oh my Good Glorious GOD...why in the hell did these 2 ever break up?! Look at Mossy just laying there as if it's perfectly fine that J.Depp's face is inches away from her lady moneybox. What the fuck is it about Johnny hey? Like, there are WAY more textbook good looking dudes out there i.e. Diplo, David Beckham, Brad Pitt when he had his top off as the pikey in 'Snatch', but Sir Depp just has those frikkin come-fuck-me eyes like he will just tenderly bend you over, grab your hair, pull your head back and whisper filthy nothings into your ear...I just made that up...I've never actually imagined that before...honest! A.N.Y.W.A.Y...I don't actually reckon that Johnny Depp could ever rape anyone either. Like if someone 'attacked' you and you turned around to discover it was Johnny I very much doubt you would scream for help. Seriously man, that shit ain't rape - it's role play.

Check out my ride ...

So at 28 years of age I finally acquired my driving license. Don't snigger... I spent the better half of my twenties in London...and driving over there was just a decadence that I could not afford.

So anyway, with a license comes some wheels. So I treated myself to a brand new Nissan City Micra. Nissan do them in 15 splendid colours all named after a particular city. I chose Madrid Black. Ain't she cute? Small and curvy...a bit like me.

Dontcha think it kinda looks like a London cab? So I've kinda driven one all along anyway! Kinda. As she resembles the famous car from the Big Smoke, I've naturally named her Queen Lizzy.

And If driving a black cab is good enough for Mossy...well then...you know the rest.

I have my nails done every two weeks like clockwork. So, inspired by my new ebony wheels I had them done like so...

I go to this Chinese Goddess named Nikki. She works from home and after having my nails done for 6 years, I can honestly say that she is the BEST. If you are a Perth lady, get your ass down there and 'ave her paint your talons. Here are her deets: Nikki from FUSION NAILS, Tel: 0431 600 373 - 5 ST LOUIS AVE, HOCKING - WA

Beep beep xx