DirtyRich puts their own label on it

LOOK what Sarah Jane Owen has been up to!

It's about time she put her own label DirtyRich on some garms because this Sydney lass knows a thing or two...

Check it...

Not from Sydney?  Surry Hills is the hipster Mecca of the famous Australian City.  See what they did there?

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Hate you Sydney...

You get all the cool stuff! Melbourne can suck a fat one as well. At least we have that dude that asks for a cigarette on Barrack Street every day and failing that, $2 for the bus.  And let's not forget the Nacho pizza at the Scotto.  Yeah that's right, NACHO PIZZA. So there!

I don't just do this shit 'willy nilly'

Yes I love DIRTYRICH and yes Lady SJ is my homegirl.  I don't just pimp it on here because of that.  I don't put my name to beige shit.  So if I think it's dope, you'll find it in my nest, ya get me?

Check out the new range by HELLZ BELLZ ... available at Diiiiiiiiirty Rich - flex that plastic my babies.  But only if you can afford it, don't get over excited then you have no $$$ for chrissy presents.  Yeah, that fuck show is just around the corner...

East VS West

In fear of sounding obvious, aren't the weeks just flying by?  Slow down time!  Anyway, a have a little bundle of trouble visiting me this weekend in the form of Lady SJ - owner of DIRTYRICH and good friend.  We gonna be tearing Perth a new one so make sure you say hi if you see us, or at least give us some water and tear the Hungry Jack's out of our hands.  Fuck, it's been ages since I've seen this mama!  

This weekend is ours girl, and I dedicate the Friday tune to your fine ass xx

FREE is my favourite price

You know that lass Lady SJ I'm always banging on about? Well guess what, she owns an online store and them threads are a sure fire way to make sure all the boys are tucked up safely in your yard. Check out DIRTY RICH or click on the link on the side of the page and gizz your credit card a hammering, because you'll never guess...she has only gone and made it free shipping until Wednesday! It's a bit like Christmas! Kinda. And FYI, Aus residents only :( hey! you lot abroad can't have all the fun innit?

SJ OWEN - DirtyRich Store Owner

Lady Sarah Jane is a woman after my own heart. Independant. Colourful. Steeze to knock you off your big beige chair. Killer mani's. And an ability to charm you with just the sound of her big laugh. As if being a lady blogger, digital media sales hu$$ler (most recently for VICE), writer for a fist full of mags and fashion distribution wasn't enough, she goes and launches her own fucking online store! DIRTYRICH.COM is it's name, and the lady behind it is Sarah Jane! (haha...sozz, couldn't help myself) FUCK we need this. With the 'teenage grandma' trend that seems to be flourishing, it's getting harder for those of us who like to get rude and in your face (with our clothes ) to find said threads.

Enter the flame haired diva...

With DirtyRich offering up US brands such as Clawmoney * Cubannie Links (FYI - AMAZING!) * Dimepiece * Hellz Bellz * Joyrich * LA fine * Married to the Mob * Princess of the Posse and soon to be added Wildfox - we can now purchase the brands we are always reading about on the blogs right here in Aus! God knows we need it. Thanks girl, O.Owl hearts you. I've been dying to introduce you to SJ for aaages! (many of you have probs already heard of her) - so I managed to tie her down - as this week has been pretty mental in her world.

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Last Night Ebay Saved My Life

Ebay threw this COMME des GARCONS PLAY Polka Dot Leather Wallet my way. I'm going to hella enjoy paying for my morning latte when I get this little gem out.

What a fine Monday morning I've had thus far. Firstly discovering I won this hunk of spunk and secondly finding out that Lady SJ is visiting me in October. Ding ding ding on the life pokey today! x

The Obnoxious Owl Experience - Week 3

FYI - The whole 'Obnoxious Owl Experience' week thing is not sequential (in case you were wondering). My Nokia 6700 captured a few rad things this week. Mainly me, but then, I'm pretty rad innit? But not as radical as THESE!!!!

Check out this lil baba's kicks yo! I took this photo in the cosmetic department at Myer because I was spellbound by the bling and frilly socks..kinda cool, but not exactly blog worthy....UNTIL her mama said 'Watch this' and clicked little one's heels together and they started lighting up like Christmas lights! Those are not diamante you are peeping, them be incy wincy light bulbs! I'm well jel.

Yup. That is British Vogue. The only Vogue I read, or should I say CAN read, else I'd be all over it's French mate like a whore during fleet week.

Speaking of whores, how whorish are these tights I copped? Definitely bringing all the boys to the yard.

I met up with some homies for coffee, cheesecake and pool at GREENS in Leederville on Wednesday (I think it was Wednesday) and was momentarily amused by the paper lanterns. (for those who don't know I have a weird obsession for paper lanterns)

Aaah so dreamy. Fuck I'm arty.

The highlight of my week was my much anticipated trip to Sydney where I partied hardy with this fiery ball of trouble Miss Sarah Jane Owen...

Fuck I love this bird. It was like the ghetto queens of East and West making shit happen for 2 days (yes I just said queens, what of it?) It was so much fun catching up and quite frankly, I didn't wanna leave. SJ is a lady to look out for, especially if you are into US brands such as Hellz, Dimepiece, MOB, Cubannie links, Joyrich etc etc then you will be flustered to know that she is launching an online only store within the next couple of weeks where you can cop said amazingness...keep checking in on www.dirtyrich.com.au or follow it on twitter. This broad has so much charisma and flair which has caused her to be safely folded into my nest of homegirls. Especially when quotes like, 'I'd let Chris Brown smack me around' are thrown about - haha. I'm fucking down.

We drove around on Sunday arvo (with hangovers from Satan himself) in her 1987 red BMW beamer listening to Rude Boy, hooting at hot boys and checking out this kind of dopeness...

Fuck yeah. Increds stuff by Numskull

Not only does she show me a mental time in Syd city, but she throws some freestyles my way...

Now I'm an air max girl, but I could get used to these. (the stuffed cow ain't mine)

Look out for some more Owl and Lady SJ collab in the future. Shits getting real xx

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway Part quarante et un

IF YOU DON'T HEART YOUR JOB, FIND A NEW ONE - Hey, the employment fairy ain't gonna fly down, wave it's wand and provide you with a dopealicious job that puts a smile on your face. Get out there and do the bloody legwork! Research the companies you would love to work for and send them your resume - even if they aren't hiring. Then call them. Then a month later, call them again...and so forth. Life is for the taking my little feathery friends.

HORIZONTAL STRIPES DON'T MAKE YOU FAT...DONUTS DO - Stop trading amazing threads for lard. SO not chic darlings.

NOBODY IS COOLER THAN YOU - Except for me. I'm kidding! Kinda.

FOLLOW www.ladysarahjane.com - For fashion, for hilarity and for freshness. Homegirl got style.

IT'S TOTALLY NOT COOL TO LAUGH AT HOMELESS PEOPLE - Unless they fall over. After all, it's funny when ANYONE falls over...except for old people.

UNSALTED AND UNROASTED NUTS ARE NOT NEARLY AS TASTY - Who are we fooling here? Just ourselves. I may try an unroasted, unsalted cashew...but I'm telling you right now...I won't enjoy it.

IF YOUR JEANS ARE NOT THOROUGHLY DRY AFTER WASHING, YOU WILL SMELL LIKE MILDEW - Sort your shit out please.

IF HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU, DON'T BEG - Because our dignity is one of the few things we actually have 100% control over. Look after it. But if you must beg...know when it's game over.

love you x