MELBOURNE - Please stop doing cool things. Thanks.

Deposit for the Wank Bank: DIPLO

One of the masters behind MAD DECENT records, producer behind many of M.I.A, Rye Rye and Santogold albums and he is the other half of Major Lazer etc etc. What. fucking. Ever. I seriously have mad infatuation for this human. He says ridiculous things on twitter such as 'Dear girls born in the nineties, I need to stop having sex with you' - I know this should make me think he is a douche, but it only makes me horny. Anyway, I won't go on. A picture speaks a thousand words.

I seriously fear for this mans life if I ever got my hands on him.

*I'm not a stalker/nuts/have issues - I'm just a red blooded woman.

BEATS THAT MAKE MY LOWER BACK POP

Oi so I hit a 2 day music festival over the weekend, and whilst the obvious such as Moby doing an uber cool Lou Reed cover and the ever mega babe Karin O from the Yeah Yeah Yeah's being outta this world, I have to say Major Lazer was a major stand out performance for moi.

Diplo won my heart with the work he has done for my girl M.I.A in the past, but he has now catapulted his way into my soul with his banging dance hall electro fucking dopeness.

Not only that, the boy is so fly he causes me to need a knicker change. Check it.

Now I am so incredibly knackered from a weekend of mad dance skills and beats that I cannot be arsed to load the photo of my outfit that honoured Diplo's performance. Stay tuned for some owliness x