Take Ryan Boserio's advice...he's just gonna flush it anyway!

Yup, it's still all about the boys.  Let's hear it from another perspective, it's not all about me you know! Well for November anyway.  Perth based Artist Ryan Boserio from Last Chance Studio shares some words of wisdom for the bitches ...

FOR GIRLS ONLY

DRINK IN PUBLIC - Street drinking is the perfect test of a woman. If you're too good to street drink then what else are you too good for?


DON'T WEAR HEELS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT - If you're drunk and you fall off your heels, or if they are turning your feet into something that looks like Freddy Kruegers face then learn your lesson and just chill out- rock something else for a while. 


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DEVELOP INTERESTS - Shopping and hair don't count. It's a cruel joke that men have interests and women have interests in men. If you get rejected picking up and you've got nothing to fall back on, then how can you play it cool like “Whatever- I didn't want to waste time with him anyway, I got some Lego building to do.” ?


SHUT UP WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK - For real, we all know that ladies like crying and freaking out and getting all upset and getting hell deep. Stop that. The lads that were thinking about hooking up with you are now thinking about your mental instability.


STOP YELLING AT YOUR BOYFRIEND IN PUBLIC - Get mad all you like, you're allowed, but know that this isn't a reality TV show. Airing your dirty laundry is for plebs. Go home and fight. 


WATCH PORN. - I mean the kind of porn that men watch. It's cool if you get turned on by it, but if you don't, then think of it as research. Dudes watch that shit all the time and they probably want to do some of those things with you. If you're already with a dude and he suggests some shit you haven't tried; fucking google it. 


This one time I Googled it, and the men in suits came over and took my computer away wearing rubber gloves...what do you think it means?? , Love Owl x

Ryan loves planes and twitter, sometimes even facebook.

LET'S HEAR IT FROM THE BOYS!!!!

My friend and Adam Levine impersonator Ryan Boserio and I were discussing over free cider and honey glazed cashews the other night, the different ways to tie a tie, as you do, and the topic of this blog came up.  He asked if I had ever considered having a boy guest blog...you know, an actual real life smelly BOY giving advice.  I won't lie, the thought has crossed my mind in the past, but I poo poo'd the idea because I didn't want them getting all smart ass up in my domain you know?  But then, when Boserio brought it up I thought, 'Yeah, I do give them a hard time, it's time to hand over the soap box for a bit'

Naturally as Ryan had prompted me, it was obvious he would be the guest blogger, but I then realized that we are halfway through MOvember, and we are supposed to be looking after all the boys prostates with a moustache or something, I might as well make the rest of the month all about the fella's on Obnoxious Owl 'cause Laaawwwwd doth know I like me a mans.  This is why I have asked the funniest, most creative guys I know to contribute and the response was so positive, that I may now be slightly afraid.  

I really wanted Ryan to be first up, but he is too busy doing other things like being a fancy artist etc, but he will be up soon, don't worry your pretty little feathery heads about it.  For the next two weeks I'm handing the mic over to the gentlemen.  Lord help me.

RYAN BOSERIO - Artist

Not many artists catch my eye, and Ryan is defs not one of them. Kidding kidding, he is actually really good. Plus he has amazing sideburns. Check out his site, he really has a fondness for planes.

I like ... planes.

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