The Obnoxious Owl Experience - Week 4

To be honest, the weeks leading up to my trip overseas are pretty yawn. The anxiety is fucking killing me. I have muchos outfits to plan, nails to get did, unruly pubic hair to wax (hey! don't judge) and travel insurance to sort out. I haven't exactly planned the nail sitch very well. I get them done every 2 weeks like clockwork (have done for the last 6 years!) but this time, I leave in the middle of my little fortnightly cycle. So I just had to get them freshened up until my next appointment which is a day before I leave!



Yeeeahhh, a bit more than freshened up, but you just WAIT until you see the marvels I have planned for Glastonamazing. It's gonna be hardcore, uncensored nail porn.



Haha, I had to take this photo. I'm a state manager for a clothing label (yeah I know, I'm real important) and these are my boys from one of my stores. They actually planned this ying yang shit. I swear to God, I keep threatening everyone, but I'm going to fire everybody and start all over again and hire some hotties who don't do gay shit like this. They are driving me to the edge of the edge. Which is why my staple brekkie is this fuck show ...

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