IF YOU DON'T HEART YOUR JOB, FIND A NEW ONE - Hey, the employment fairy ain't gonna fly down, wave it's wand and provide you with a dopealicious job that puts a smile on your face. Get out there and do the bloody legwork! Research the companies you would love to work for and send them your resume - even if they aren't hiring. Then call them. Then a month later, call them again...and so forth. Life is for the taking my little feathery friends.
HORIZONTAL STRIPES DON'T MAKE YOU FAT...DONUTS DO - Stop trading amazing threads for lard. SO not chic darlings.
NOBODY IS COOLER THAN YOU - Except for me. I'm kidding! Kinda.
FOLLOW www.ladysarahjane.com - For fashion, for hilarity and for freshness. Homegirl got style.
IT'S TOTALLY NOT COOL TO LAUGH AT HOMELESS PEOPLE - Unless they fall over. After all, it's funny when ANYONE falls over...except for old people.
UNSALTED AND UNROASTED NUTS ARE NOT NEARLY AS TASTY - Who are we fooling here? Just ourselves. I may try an unroasted, unsalted cashew...but I'm telling you right now...I won't enjoy it.
IF YOUR JEANS ARE NOT THOROUGHLY DRY AFTER WASHING, YOU WILL SMELL LIKE MILDEW - Sort your shit out please.
IF HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU, DON'T BEG - Because our dignity is one of the few things we actually have 100% control over. Look after it. But if you must beg...know when it's game over.
love you x
5 comments:
Ive been reading your blog for some time, just wanted to let you know I think it's totally fab :) You rock. x.
Your bunny ears rock girl x
"Our dignity is one of the few things we actually have 100% control over. Look after it."
Quote of the day.
xxx
if you are not happy with your job/life change it...so so important to realize the world is ours...xxx
this really made me laugh. love it.
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