Come on Barbie let's go party

I ain't gonna lie, I loved Aqua and I loved Barbie Girl.  Ha! U ain't so oreegooonaaalll are ya Katy Perry?  This tune reared it's head in 97 and I stand corrected, but I'm prrrretty sure they are still the most successful Danish band...ever.  I also remember when Puff Daddy was banging 'ol Barbie herself back in the 90's...you like you some Danish pastry dontcha P Did?  Her voice is cloying, but the video is pretty fab and bloody hell has it aged well!  That California Russell Perry Katy Brand vid can go suck it.  Whats the bet Diplo remixes this ditty or someone tries to bring it back..wait hang on, thats what I'm doing! Yup, Owl is bringing Aqua back.

'Oh hey baby, wanna play?'

I was cruising round David Jones Department Store today and would like to know WHY Barbie is now dressing like a high class hooker?

Who the fuck is in charge of styling over at Mattel? Paris Hilton?

And furthermore...why is it that black Barbie get's to look like Destiny's Child, and the fairer model has to resemble Anna Nicole Smith after she got dressed in the dark? (may she rest in peace)

Could we have a Gwen Stefani inspired doll to represent us please?