I was cruising round David Jones Department Store today and would like to know WHY Barbie is now dressing like a high class hooker?
Who the fuck is in charge of styling over at Mattel? Paris Hilton?
And furthermore...why is it that black Barbie get's to look like Destiny's Child, and the fairer model has to resemble Anna Nicole Smith after she got dressed in the dark? (may she rest in peace)
Could we have a Gwen Stefani inspired doll to represent us please?
