I heart Sonia Rykiel

I've been a Sonia Rykiel fan since 2002 when I purchased a bottle green jumper from her store on Brook Street in London. I paid alot of money for it...like alot...MAINLY 'cause I loved the colour so much. But for seez, I just couldn't help myself. She is defs in my top 5 fave designers for many reasons...1) She is not afraid of colour. 2) She enjoys colour blocking...as do I! 3) She loves slogan tee's that don't say wanky things. 4) She loves monochrome stripes and rhinestones (um hello, how obnoxious is THAT?) 5) She's French.

ANYHOW, I was cruising netaporter.com aka 'fashion hardcore porn' and have fallen in knicker gushing lust for these 3 pieces by Mzzzz Rykiel. Defs no beigeness round here! Swoooooooooon I kinda love how the little sailboat looks as though it was done in some kind of high school home economics class yet the jumper is prolly around three million dollars. Gimme gimme gimme. Come on! This bag is made for me. How did she KNOW?!

I'm gonna use the most overused word at the moment, and I apologise, but this dress is fucking AMAZING. This is something that I would possibly put my bridesmaids in if I were ever stupid enough to get married. But for now, I'd honour it with zebra print heels, humongous gold earrings and hot pink lipstick. Tacky you say? You are.

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway. Part quarante-six

BEWARE OF TOOTHPICKS - They get the irrit bits of animal flesh out of the gaps between your molars, but they fuck up your gums.

JUST BECAUSE IT'S OLD, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S 'VINTAGE' - Or cool for that matter.

PLEASE DON'T BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HIS MAN JUICE - It's SEX which means it gets MESSY and it's all part of the fun. Just take it on your chest like a real woman and shower afterwards. And no matter if he misses, those 4million count Egyptian cotton sheets go alright in the wash.

NOT ALL SOUTH AFRICANS ARE RACIST - Just like not all Australians have bad accents, not all Americans are ignorant, not all of the English have bad teeth, not all Germans visit brothels when travelling, not all Chinese people eat dogs and cats and only a few Canadians talk funny.

OLIVES AND CUCUMBER ARE THE DEVILS FOOD - And they may kill you. Plus I can't be your friend if you indulge in such filth.

STRETCH SATIN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND - It never was.

BLONDE'S! PLEASE WEAR LEOPARD PRINT WITH CARE - You don't wanna look like a bar maid at the Queen Vic.

JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE YOUR PHOTO BLACK AND WHITE ... - Does mean you are arty. Same goes for turning them into polaroids.

DO NOT POSE IN NUDE SHOTS FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND OF 3 MONTHS - It will all end in tears.

DON'T JUST LAY THERE - Push your boobies together and scream like you mean it.

WHEN HE SAY'S THAT HE HAS 'JUST BEEN BUSY' - It means you aren't on his mind and you should totes forget about him and delete his number. No exceptions.

Hmm a bit random this one. I just type as I think x