10th day in a row of extreme temperatures in Western Australia...HELP!!!!

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway Part quatre-vingt-trois

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TANNING TOPLESS ON THE BEACH - Although I will say that you should probably be a little respectful if there is a family nearby with kids.  Kids will point and stare and then the parents feel awkward, and the Dad won't know where to put his fucking face.  Also watch out for old people, you don't wanna be causing early heart failures now do you?

CHOOSE YOUR TWITTER AVATAR AND FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE WISELY - What if the person of your dreams decides to follow you and catches you on a mutual page and you thought it would be LOLz to put the picture up of you passed out drunk in the flower bed and someone had drawn a massive cock on your cheek? And why for the love of Muhammad would you use the pic someone did of you on their iPhone with that app that makes you fat? Don't you like having sex?

IF THERE IS A GIRL IN YOUR GROUP WHO HARDLY EVER TALKS OR HANGS WITH THE GIRLS AND IS ALWAYS WITH THE GUYS SHE WILL PROBABLY FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND - I'm just saying.  These bitches are sneaky sausages and want a slice of your man.

WILL YOU PLEASE REMOVE THAT NASTY ASS CHIPPED NAIL VARNISH OFF YOUR TOES!!! - Chipped varnish on your finger nails can look 'rock starry' or 'edgy' if you prefer that word. But on the toes you look like hooker hookity hook hook...ESPESH when you wear peep toe shoes. Just please sort that shit out.

STOP TRYNA 'OWN' SHIT - Like if you decide you suddenly love 90's RNB, a new slang term you learnt off UrbanDictionary  or wearing stripes - it dun mean you are the Queen of all things RNB, crap words and stripey stuff! Hello and good evening you did not invent that shit.

DON'T JUST BE LICKING ANY DUDES ASSHOLE - They all love it. Most will ask for it. But for Gods sake, have your limitations. If they want it they can put a er....ring on it :-/

Sunshine Friday!

Yeah, I know it's Saturday but Friday was such a nice day that I forgot to do the Friday fun tune...hmm, I should give that a new name...it's a bit lamo....suggestions? ANYWAY, Friday really was a beautiful day, I think it was like 35 degrees or some shit, I shared a few ciders with mates on a balcony in the city in the balmy evening, summer does for your mood what a wonderbra does for your tits innit?

This is a new tune by Rye Rye featuring my homegirl M.I.A - the video only dropped this weekend. What can I say?  If I'm not keeping things gangsta, I'm keeping it frrrrrrrresh.  Happy Summer yo! x

Steeze Inspo for Summer 2011

Someone mentioned Ja Rule last night for some God damn reason, not sure why ... but it reminded me of those mad collabs Jennifer Lopez used to do with him in 2001..or was it 2002? Oh bite me you fact Nazi's. Anyway, I used to fucking love those tunes. I came home and did a bit of YouTube action and in the process, got totally inspired for my look this summer. Yes Owlettes (see how I used a capital?) I am bringing back velour...you just try and stop me. This vid totes reminds me of school holidays back in Rape Town, South Africa when we used to just hang around the neighbourhood streets with boys that were bad for us. Oh the memories ... *sigh* um OK, actually the memories can stop now...*shudder*

Whatever ones opinion of 'J' to the 'Lo', the bitch is banging, you can't deny, and I want to look like her.