Sunday, December 6, 2009

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN... (3)


...you've just put in a fresh tampon and then like 5 minutes later you need the toilet? It's such a waste of those white cigars.

...when you meet a dude, and you start talking to him and he drops it into conversation after like 5 minutes that he has a girlfriend? Um, calm down honey...I only asked if that seat was taken.

...when you ask one of your girlfriends if you look fat or if your hair looks alright and they just keep saying you look amazing even though you know you don't? Seriously, just be honest and stop trying to be such a frikkin people pleaser.

...you are horribly hungover on a beautiful day? And you know what makes it EVEN worse? Going through your sent text messages from the night before...fuck.my.life.

...you have been having an ongoing flirtatious relationship with a male friend that you find incredibly attractive, and then, you finally have sex and it becomes awkward and the flirtation disappears? You needed to know what the sex would be like, but the thought of it was more exciting than the event? It's a double edged sword this mating game.

...those mother fucking wankers put those God awful photos of you on facebook? Like seriously, it's just downright mean and a form of cyber bullying. WHY did you have to put that photo of me just about to put a massive fork full of food in my mouth and then have the audacity to TAG the fucker and put a 'witty' (debatable) comment underneath it. This means war...

7 comments:

The Sequin Cat said...

You take your tampon out every time you wee?

Obnoxious Owl said...

OK, this is a bit gross - but it's when you need a number 2...and then you need to um, push and then well you know...basically, your whole lower body is just fucked during this time really innit?

The Sequin Cat said...

HAHAHA amazing. Can't say I've been there.

Miss Harrcore said...

Such a wonderful post :D

Sarra R. said...

I'm sorry, something went wrong with my commenting-skills! hahaha! and i choose to leave them now at a more "neutral" post! i'm from switzerland, remember! ;-)
Anyway! again: I love you blog, your writing and you always make me smile and nod my head! you can put my thoughts in words! ;-)
Have a wonderful Weekend!

Sarra R. said...

i just realized... i'm beige! muahahaha...

Obnoxious Owl said...

Oh darling Sarra, you can't be beige...thanks for the kind words sugar xx