Tuesday, December 22, 2009


...when you are broke and someone gives you money for Christmas or your birthday and you have to spend it on something pathetic like your phone bill?

...when you thought you had meaningless sex with somebody and then you see them kissing someone a few weeks later and the fiery ball of jealousy alights in the pit of your stomach?

...you looked particularly spectacular on a night out and there is no photographic evidence?

...you are trying to be good on your diet and then you visit somebody and they order pizza? And it has pepperoni on it with extra cheese?

...that person that was a complete head fuck a few months ago rears their ugly head again just when you are a) over them and b) in the middle of another drama? It's like they have a bullshit radar or something.

...the build up is better than the actual event? i.e. sex with somebody you've been flirting with for ages.

...teenage boys call you a cougar? How old do you fucking think I am you cheeky bastards?!


Cassandra Marie said...

ugghhhh that first one is the worst...and coincidentally, is what i'll have to do this year lol.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to be vain & start taking photos of the spectacular outfit, rather than rely on later photographic evidence. I looked spectacular at a party Sunday night, yet there is no evidence to back up my claim.

sandraaa_xo said...

your advice makes me laugh in a good way.