THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE - Probs the only thing that you really need to take from the Bible.
BE CAREFUL HOW YOU DRESS DURING WINTER - If you go out on a night with a minus 5 degree temperature, and all you are wearing is a tight, stretch satin dress and heels you can't walk in, people will immediately assume that you are a slut. Brutal but true. Put some clothes on love, it's cold out.
DON'T FLIRT WITH YOUR TEACHERS OR YOUR FRIENDS DAD - It's weird.
MAYONNAISE PRETTY MUCH MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER - Don't fight it.
SMILE AT SOMEONE - It will make their day, and make you feel a bit better about life. It's the simple things people.
DON'T GET A TATTOO JUST BECAUSE BOYS DIG THEM - It's the lamest reason to get permanently ingrained that ever lived. Do it because you want to - tattoo's are forever. And so is herpes.
WHATS WITH THE WHOLE KNITTING/BAKING/SEWING WEIRD ASS LITTLE OUTFITS FOR YOUR PETS PHENOMENON? - Is there some kind of 'Golden Girl' revolution that I am unaware of?
DUDE, TOTALLY PUT FETA IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES - You won't be sorry.
Don't be sorry, be careful xx
2 comments:
Knittings not just got Nannas honey...you'd be suprised the satisfaction outta makin a beanie for your man of a pair of gauntlets for ya girl. The look on their face when they know u made it just for them is totally heart melting. X
make me a beanie!! xx
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