Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway Part soixante-dix-huit



PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE FACEBOOK ARE WEIRD - I mean, yeah...talk to them and stuff, but don't make eye contact.

DO NOT TEXT/FACEBOOK/TWEET DURING A MOVIE - You should get a life...they're nice.

FURTHERMORE, IT'S RUDE TO DO THOSE THINGS DURING DINNER...ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S JUST TWO OF YOU - Hey man, I'm all for social networking, but for fucks sake if one thing does not go out of fashion, it's manners.

THERE IS BEING A FOOD ECCENTRIC, THEN THERE IS BEING A FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER - Like not liking olives or anchovies is pretty popular, that's cool.  Ordering a burger with no tomato or not enjoying red meat is all fine. But then only liking mushrooms if they cut up real small, or taking your own food to a dinner party and asking them to warm it up is just plain wack. Sort yourself out.

HIRING LIMOS ARE TACKIER THAN A THEMED WEDDING - Don't even get me STARTED on hummer limos.

A PHONE CALL AFTER 10PM ON THE WEEKEND, OR ANY NIGHT ACTUALLY, BUT MAINLY THE WEEKEND, MEANS THAT HE THINKS THE USELESS PIECE OF SKIN AROUND YOUR PUSSY IS YOU - Unless of course you already know this and you don't mind then by all means, take that call.

IT'S TOTALLY OK TO NOT BE AN ANIMAL PERSON - It's not cool to be cruel though. Fuck I ain't no dog whisperer, but I know not to blow in their faces.

WHEN LIFE IS TAKING A DUMP ON YOUR HEAD, REMEMBER: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE - Then smile.

1 comment:

aDeLiNe said...

Haha! You sure know how to make me smile! :)