CUT YOURSELF SOME SLACK - The world is totally unaware about those goals you have set yourself inside your head. The world is also clueless to the times that you don't meet said goals. It's important to never be complacent and to continuously strive to be thinner, cooler, cleverer, richer, any other 'er' that you may think is necessary, but remember that you are not a salmon.
BODY HAIR ON A CHICK IS NEVER OK - It's actually fucking gross. Yeah yeah yeah, feminism bullshit about equality...whatever dude, if you get a tash, wax that shit. If your knickers look like you are staging a Jackson 5 concert inside them, sort shit out. Hair removal separates us from the animals.
BLACK DICKS ARE NOT NECESSARILY LARGER THAN WHITE DICKS - This is the biggest urban legend of all time. I blame porn. The chicks on there are so full of shit. They're always being like, 'oohhh, gimme your big black cock' and sure enough, home boys cock is pretty damn humongous. But then of course it is! He is a porn star for Gods sake! I think black men have a reputation for having larger than life manhood because they walk with swagger and have that whole 'attitude' thing down, so you reckon they must be packing. But in reality, penis size really is luck of the draw and having a small penis is not necessarily restricted to one race or nationality. Unless you are Japanese. Or my last boyfriend.
LISTENING TO THE BEATLES PUTS LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE - Let the simplicity of the lyrics say it all. Say what you mean and mean what you say.
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I still think that black / mixed race guys have bigger dicks. You can't even buy these: http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=32
in Australia! if you need to find them you have to spend three days walking through every sex shop in Kings Cross to find a store who stocks them!! WHY?! BECAUSE (as a general rule) WHITE GUYS DON"T NEED THEM! Come to Harlem and its the only size they sell. hahahha! (I'm signing off anonymously PS) lovelove! xxx
Wow my last comment really looks like spam. hahahh!
Black dicks are definitely bigger( doctors say black dicks are more turgid while not erect) as someone who's tried both I know for a fact that black dicks are bigger. White dicks are flat while not erect thus having a bigger expansion percentage than black dicks but the fact still remains that black men have bigger package......... should try it
ehrm. I think it is safe to say that I er...have tried it. And while it is most certainly satisfactory, I have found that the size depends little on the colour. just my my own experience. However. Those trojan condoms look like blimps! haha x
i've been with some rather impressive white gents some are actually a little scary but luckily i enjoy being scared ;-) and this one japanese guy O M G is all i'm gonna say and size isn't really that important as long as you know what to do with it....
I was with a guy once and when he whipped it out he must have seen my face drop coz he said, "It's not the size of the ship, its the motion in the ocean." And I thought, "yeah that's something a guy with a small dick would say."
But I've also been with white guys with dicks the size of Rexona cans!
Oh and I have a few friends sans facebook and they make such an elitist song and dance about it - like they're so above everything. They think I'm a really lame try hard because I have a blog and generally just sit at home hating the world. I'm SO OVER that attitude. Just shut up about it!! Guhhh!!
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