Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway. Part quarante-sept

JUST BECAUSE YOU TOOK A BOY HOME, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SEX HIM - It may have seemed like a good idea at the club but if in the cold light of your apartment/hotel room you decide you are no longer feeling it, you ain't obliged to do anything. Sure he'll be pissed...he'll get over it.

THE PHRASE 'I CAN CONVINCE YOU' - Is the line rapists probably use. Jus sayin.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER - I can be mildly entertaining.

A LITTLE BIT OF LIME JUICE GOES WELL WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING - Espesh on mashed avocado on toast. Yummo.

GET RID OF THOSE INGROWN HAIRS IN YOUR PUBIC REGION - Or they will turn into a mini mountain of filth and pain. Get em while they're hot!

NOT ALL BLACK MEN ARE GREAT DANCERS - But most do have pretty big willy's. Enjoy!

MEN LIKE TO FEEL NEEDED - So putting out vibes that you don't need anybody could potentially be stopping you from finding your dreamboat. I'm not saying become needy, I'm saying put a little bit of a 'damsel in distress' vibe out there from time to time.

TAKE OUT TRAVEL INSURANCE - Because the one time that you don't, Guido in Mexico will be loving your knickers.
ps...ask me anything on formspring (side bar) - I might answer.

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