FOR BOYS ONLY
STOP BEING A WIMP - There is a fine line between being sensitive and being a pussy. The former is attractive, the latter makes our vagina dry.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HER ANYMORE, BREAK UP WITH HER IN A KIND, HONEST MANNER - Don't just act like an asshole until she is forced to do the deed. You may think you are being clever but men have been up to this trick for ages. It's unbelievably predictable.
BE CAREFUL ABOUT BEING A CREEP - I know you fellas have a hard time of this, because the most innocent of gestures can be palmed off as creepy by some frigid bitches, but then there are the obvious creep-o-rama actions, such as: constant and blatant staring at our tits, any talk of sex after you have only known us for 5 minutes, asking us what colour our underwear is (or if we are wearing any), asking us to send dirty photos. Fuck off to Creepville.
USE YOUR FINGERS - The tongue is hardly ever enough.
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW CLOSE YOU ARE WITH YOUR MOTHER - It's weird and it makes you slightly unfuckable.
BUY US A DRINK - This shit never gets old.
FUR COATS ARE NOT JUST FOR THE LADIES - If you think you could rep it right, then do it.
love u x
2 comments:
DOES NOT appreciate the fur coat comment!
Seriously?! Is there no other way to rock your style besides killing animals for superficial reasons??? Shame.
Love your work OO, but i dont agree with you on this one.
Gourlk: Faux is great for 3 things: eyelashes, tanning and fur. It's not so great for however, for orgasms. That does nobody any favors.
xx
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