Saturday, August 28, 2010

Deposit for the Wank Bank: Chad Muska


I would totally smoke Chad Muska.  OK, he spells his name 'Mu$ka' which is a bit LameCity, but then, I think I would totes do the same thing if I had an 'S' in my name.  My crush on Chad baby started way back when I first saw him in 'Shorty's Fulfill the Dream', I was like, 'Cut me off a piece of THAT!' And the way he used to cruise on his board with a boom box on his shoulder?  Swoon!  And how good is the name 'Chad'?  It's so manly and African country like.  I am assuming that old mate is more than likely a bit of a cock...but hey, I only said I wanted to do filthy things with him, not fucking marry the dude.  Imagine how many pairs of Supra's I'd get as well?

I lust you Chad Muska!

Love Obnoxiou$ Owl xxx

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The times I've met him he's actually been really nice and down to earth. He came from humble beginnings and I guess he hasn't forgotten that.

Obnoxious Owl said...

chad?