Sunday, December 19, 2010

The cheese stands alone!

Yes I'm going to the gig.  And yeeeeesss I'm excited to see Jay Z...obviously.  Isn't it cooler to say you want to see Jay Z and totally dismiss U2 all together?  Oh yeah, you're not down with the 'scene' if you don't hate Bono, Oprah, Jesus or Victoria Beckham these days.  Well guess what cunty's, I can't WAIT to get an eyeful of U2's spectacle.  Blah blah blah Bono is a smug twat blah blah etc etc, well what about old mate Chris 'I married the Queen of Beige City Gwyneth' Martin?  Don't for one second think that Coldplay are a cooler alternative.  This world is fucked. And he may wear his sunglasses inside and be a bit of a weirdo, but I can't help but feel that we would be slightly worse off without Bono and his little sing song band in it.  Don't even bother commenting this with your counter 'I hate Bono because...' I've heard it all before! Go hate someone more washed up and unnecessary like...Ozzy Osbourne.  But then not being on the bandwagon is the new bandwagon, so maybe inadvertently I am being too cool by not hopping on the 'I'm going to see Jay Z and leave before U2' bandwagon and post a video of 'I got 99 problems and U2 ain't one'. Dissect it all you like. But I think he looks kinda hot in this 1987 masterpiece.  Bite me.


Alex said...

I love U2. And I kind of like Bono for being a twat whilst doing a shitload of charity work and whatnot.

It's better than just stone cold being a twat.

Obnoxious Owl said...

Zing! Exactly.

eriks said...

Are people really saying they're going to see Jay-Z and then leaving? How much of an up yourself fuckhead can you be? You go and have yourself a raging good night, okay? K.