Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway HOMME Part 24


FOR BOYS ONLY
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE FELLAS WHO KNOW WHATS UP

THANK YOU FOR NOT GETTING IT IN OUR EYE - Shit stings like a rolled up wet towel to the back of the leg.  We love you for being careful.

THANK YOU FOR NOT POPPING YOUR COLLAR - And a BIG thank you for not popping the collar on a baby pink Ralph Lauren polo.  And we could give you a pins and needles inducing wristie for not teaming this with ill fitting bootleg jeans and highlighting the tips of your hair. MWAH!  When you pop, we most certainly are able to stop.

THANK YOU FOR NOT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ALL OVER TOWN ABOUT WHAT WE ARE LIKE IN THE SACK - You see, it doesn't work the same for us as it does for you.  If people get wind of how big your dick is and that you can lick pussy like an electric paintbrush, you are labeled KING!  If if gets round town that we can suck like a Dyson and ride like we at the rodeo, then girls call us sluts and gentlemen get their dirty text message sleaze on.  We still have a long way to go till equality and we thank you for your discretion.

SHOUT OUT TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T MOCK AND JUDGE OUR LOVE OF GOSSIP GIRL AND OTHER SUCH MINDLESS TELEVISION - Yeah, it's probably because you guys are under the understanding that it's not like you are sitting in front of the financial news every evening, and are instead playing with your little make believe digital men and shooting other cartoons. We all have our vice's and thank you for respecting our shallow girly ones!

A BIG THANK YOU TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE KIND AND CONSIDERATE TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS - Thank you for having the maturity in knowing that some things just don't work out and that parading some bimbo around town and writing cryptic Facebook updates won't make you feel any better in the end.  Owl girls LOVE a man with integrity.


A BIG MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO PUT A PILLOW UNDER OUR ASS - It's just win win all round.

Big love...your little Christmas Owl x

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A BIG MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO PUT A PILLOW UNDER OUR ASS - It's just win win all round.

Praise be to them!

(Good captcha too "Hedifun)

Obnoxious Owl said...

Hallelujah!

The Worst of Perth said...

Speaking of pillows, they're selling Spacehoppers again.