Monday, January 3, 2011

The Obnoxious Owl Experience: 2010: The Final Week (riveting stuff)

Sooooooooooo I'll just hop to it...get it get it? Feet? Hop?! No? OK.


I painted my toenails a lovely shade of lavender this week. Hmm, I'm not really sure about putting a picture up of my feet but hey, it's not like I have 6 toes or anything. It's an alright looking foot. I know what you're thinking...'Thanks for sharing Tammy' You're welcome asshole! On the topic of nails, I kinda went back to basics and went for ONE COLOUR ON ALL MY TALONS dun dun duuuuuuuuuuunnnnn....




Still pretty bright, but I got over the multi look. Which I'm sure will last for about 4.8 seconds.  Although, these DO glow in the dark. Which is kind of weird actually. Nice colour, but not so hot on the glow thing. What am I? 12?!

I moved house during this week. It was a shit fight. I don't wanna talk about it. We have an ugly gargoyle in the courtyard. When life throws you lemons, squirt it on fish or however the saying goes, and we squirted alright. Because we turned him into a Christmas gargoyle and everyone knows that one's complexion is most flattering by candle light.


Looking at it here it kind of looks like a shrine of some sort or something that might be suitable for some sort of sacrificial BBQ. The mind goes tick tock...

And here is another photograph from the day in the life of yours truly, the standard 'what I had for dinner shot' ...


It may look ordinary to you, but that my friend is the first dinner we cooked in our nest. That is Singapore noodles with coriander, chili, sesame seed oil, bacon and cherry tomatoes.  We washed this bad boy down with Christmas present red wine out of coffee mugs because for some reason, our wine glasses are no more. It's a sore point. Don't ask. We even had to drink this liquid gold out of fucking mugs for NYE ...


Don't be too impressed, I got it as a gift. I'm not likely to spend $150 on a bottle of champagne.  It all tastes the same to me. Probably because I'm an uncultured baboon.  But it made me feel fancy and that's all that matters hey?

Let's hope 2011 provides me with more interesting photos taken off my ever faithful Nokia.

Remember: Drugs are for mugs, but rohypnol is for wine glasses.

Happy New Year Owlies! x

2 comments:

Robin said...

I am with you on the champagne. I bought two bottles for a total of $25. Cheap and tasty!

Obnoxious Owl said...

A bit like me ;) x