Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Take my advice...I don't use it anyway. Part cinquante-trois


DON'T THINK BECAUSE YOU ARE INTO SOME OBSCURE BAND NO ONE HAS YET HEARD OF, YOU DON'T PARTAKE IN REALITY TELEVISION VIEWAGE AND THAT YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN YOU ARE COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE - You ain't.

SPEAKING OF HIPSTERS, HOW'S ABOUT THE REST OF US GIVE THE FIXIE ABUSE A BREAK - It's all a bit 'yawn' now innit? It's just a fucking bicycle. Find a new band wagon!

GIRLS...SEX DOES NOT MEAN LOVE - It's 2010...get a clue. It'll save you hours and hours of mental anguish.
DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW - It's tempting to say yes to loads of projects, and no doubt you can deliver on deadline but will they all be up to scratch? Do a few at a time and do them well. Don't creatively whore yourself all over the place.

HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THE BOYS FROM LASTCHANCE? You should. Dope art. Fit boys.

REMEMBER HOW WHEN YOU USED TO BE SINGLE AND YOU DIDN'T LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSE AT EVERYONE AND YOU USED TO BE...WHATS THE WORD...FUN? - Why is it that so often relationships become the fun police?

xoxo Obnoxious Owl

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