THINGS THAT ARE ENJOYABLE...(4)

Fresh starts. I have decided to move house and I am giving away all my old furniture with the intent of buy new. I love the feeling of liberation when getting rid of material things with emotional connections. Hell yes.

Lebanese food. Good glorious delicious God. The meat that melts in your mouth, the hummus, the flat bread, the tabouli, the way you get to share it with your mates. The Lebanese coffee afterwards.

New make-up. God - isn't the new packaging just bloody brilliant? The feeling of a new pressed powder, and the gleam of a new lippy? PLUS, make-up NEVER makes you feel fat.

When someone delectable starts chatting to you on Facebook chat. Yeah that's right...they saw your name and decided to click on it. FYI: This does not mean that they are in love with you.

When you cum even though you were on the bottom - It's a freak occurrence and if it's a regular occurrence for some of you then you are just a freak.

Walking through the city and stumbling across some fresh ass graffiti? Street art makes me feel better about the world we live in, because it shows there are people out there tryna make it look better and that out-of-the-box thinking is still on the rise.

xxx

art by: Kid Zoom

THINGS THAT ARE ENJOYABLE...3

NEW KICKS - They are so shiny, and clean and you have a million outfit possibilities going on in your head and your day is instantly brighter.

THEMED CUPCAKES - I HATE themed parties but I LOVE themed cupcakes. It's just genius, plus it's an entire little cake just for one single individual. It's almost too good to eat...almost.

PARTY PLANNING WITH FRIENDS - It is one of the biggest bonding exercises there is. Check out how much we have bonded when you get on down to the Owl for Haiti party on the 27Th, for all you West Coast Australians :)

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE? - Or as I call it, 'SO YOU RECKON YOU CAN PRANCE?' - the judges, the outfits, the mock crying, Natalie Bassingthwaite's desperate attempts to be like Cat Deeley whilst pretending she's not in it to promote her new dreadful album etc etc it's just pure TACKtacular!

WHEN YOU ACTUALLY RECEIVE SOME WANTED ATTENTION - Like when a friend you have a mini crush on compliments you, or a hottie gives you the wink. It does to your self esteem what Purex Fabric Softener does to your pj's.

BODY CONTOURING UNDERWEAR - It shaves inches off. Hey you skinny bitches...don't judge.

It's the little things...x

THINGS THAT ARE ENJOYABLE...2

ALL OF THESE COMBINATIONS....

- bacon and eggs

- porn and sex

- champagne and blood orange juice

- coffee and donuts

- Soulwax and anybody else

- obnoxious and owl

- Kate Moss and Jamie Hince

- red/purple, pale blue/red, marle grey/neon pink

- the beach and a hangover

- red wine and chocolate

- Marc Jacobs and fabric

- Nike and leather

- Converse and Canvas

- summer and boys *sigh*

Whats yours??

THINGS THAT ARE ENJOYABLE...1

Passing your driving test. The sense of accomplishment is magnificent.

When you buy a chocolate bar from a vending machine and the sucker shoots 2 of them out by accident OR even better, when some dickhead has left their change behind.

Listening to a song that you haven't heard in ages...like what just happened to me now, Halo by Bloc Party. What a wonderful thing music is.

When you see your ex and you look smoking hot and he has a receding hairline.

Finding 10 bucks in your pocket. That shit never gets old.

When you weigh yourself and you haven't picked up a single kilo, in fact you have lost some weight even though you gorged on McDonald's the day before and feel gastronomically violated.

That song 'Domino's' by The Big Pink. It's God damn amazing.

Hotel room sex - where inhibitions go to die.

Bacon sandwiches the morning after a big night. Has to be soft white bread, not toasted with loads of red sauce. This is the Obnoxious Owl hangover cure.