The following are fairly good indicators of a wanker, or a group there of. As usual, take this post with the proverbial, some people just have poor judgment and are not necessarily wanky. But unfortch, these things usually mean they are.
- Hummer limo's - the douche bag ride of choice
- Hen nights that involve dressing in pink, and wearing plastic cocks on your head
- Incessant name droppers
- After speaking to them for an hour, you still don't know what they actually DO
- They go on and on and on and fucking ON about their Apple Mac's/Iphones *yawn*
- Even if it's minus 300 degrees out, they will still pull their sleeves up so you can see their forearm tattoos, or wear a low v neck so you can see their 'chest piece'.
- They say things like 'chest piece'
- Fake BAP hoodies
- Playboy logos
- Playboy logos on cars
- Their favourite band is like from Nepal or some shit. Knob ends LOVE mentioning obscure music.
- Non ironic personalised number plates
- Any night club that has a dress code. Wankers will probs hire a hummer limo to take them to such a venue
- 'funny' slogan tee's. Like, 'I'm the wing man' - for example.
- Perfectly dishevelled hair that took 3 hours to achieve.
- Glasses with no lenses (why?)
- Peeps who denounce a band the second they get the slightest of breaks
- Those who reckon they 'invented' fashion trends.
You are most welcome x
6 comments:
lolz, i am one of those apple iphone/mac jerks for sure
(Unrelated kind of) but I got your obnoxious owl bumber sticker in the mail last week - all the way over here in NZ! Now I'm being a wanker by showing it off to mah-friends. I love it. Thank you xxx
One of my biggest pet hates are those shitty slogan tee's from Jay Jay's. Hey guy, way to get yourself ANYTHING BUT LAID TONIGHT!
haha, I always feel bad after one of these posts. But i'm always inspired to make lists after a weekend.
Ha, love!
Although I denounced Kings of Leon when they brought out their most recent U2 sounding tripe. Although I still payed money to see them in a stupidly big arena with a bunch of bogans that only knew one song.
Nancy, I think many were with you on that one. xx
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